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mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

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lilguy520:

I don’t get how people jerked off to magazines and not get bored. Like, I haven’t watched the same porno twice since I was 13.

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h0odrich:

I eat ass but won’t drink tap water

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intartarus:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

i love the way how this gets notes slowly. it’s like everyone puts on a cute dress an slays all their enemies and then comes back and reblogs the post

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xnewleafx:

macaroon-crossing:

One of the reasons I love Animal Crossing is that I can walk alone at night and feel safe.

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